The latest issue of the famed New Yorker magazine features a
long feature story on a former motocross racer named Damon Baehrel, who
operates a small restaurant in upstate New York.
Baehrel – who is now in his early fifties – was an aspiring
motocross racer in the 1980s, although there’s no indication that he was fast
enough to turn that into a living. He worked in restaurants and then operated a
successful gourmet catering business.
But about 15 years ago, he began an elaborate reinvention.
He built a small restaurant in basement of his farmhouse, where – if you can
believe this – he prepares some of the world’s finest dining using virtually
only ingredients he forages from his own property.
His food’s been sampled by many highly-regarded food writers
and bloggers. Prices currently run over $400 per person per meal (and do not
include wine, although diners are welcome to bring their own.) The food is
real, delicious (so I read), and fantastically inventive. This 16-seat
restaurant is frequently seen on lists of the world’s best and most exclusive
restaurants.
It’s the only one on the list where, apparently, absolutely
all the cooking is done by one person.
If you can believe Damon Baehrel, there’s a five-year wait
for reservations.
Where the story gets weird is, Baehrel creates real food that he serves in the context of a fictional business. He claims to
have served all kinds of celebrities who have, in fact, never been there. Nor
is it even remotely possible that he could prepare the number of meals he says
he’s serving by himself, in the facility at his disposal, or with ingredients
foraged off a few acres.
In fact, it’s more likely that virtually the only people he
serves are restaurant reviewers and influential food bloggers. Why he would go
to such elaborate lengths to create a mostly-fictitious restaurant business is
another part of Damon Baehrel’s mystery.
It seems pretty clear that the food he makes can stand on its own, but maybe food critics would not give him the attention he clearly craves, if he didn’t create an exclusivity myth to wrap around his story.
It seems pretty clear that the food he makes can stand on its own, but maybe food critics would not give him the attention he clearly craves, if he didn’t create an exclusivity myth to wrap around his story.
Maybe at some level he’s a compulsive liar who can’t let his
food do the talking for him. If so, he luckily or brilliantly concocted a myth that food writers desperately wanted to believe was true. That's why it took so long for someone like Paumgarten to do the very simple math involved in proving that the ex-motocrosser-turned-genius-chef's claim that he's serving (tens of) thousands of meals a year is false.
Or was there supposed to be some other end game? If there was Nick Paumgarten’s brilliant profile of the chef has probably curdled the plan.
Or was there supposed to be some other end game? If there was Nick Paumgarten’s brilliant profile of the chef has probably curdled the plan.
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